Saturday, January 31, 2009

720 "LIME GREEN" minutes!! [gahhh!]


OMG!
OMG!
OMG!
A [NEW NEW NEW] David Lynch "BOX SET" has appeared from RYKO!!
This is a "personally" [[selected set]] of seriously AMAZING LYNCH films!! OMG!!!!!!
[and]
"many pieces new to DVD" [[[[[and]]]]]] " a {{{{MYSTERY}}} disc of content taken from Lynch's own personal archives" [[[[[and]]]]]] is ONLY available in the LIME GREEN box set!!!!!!
GAHHHH!!!
a {{{{MYSTERY}}} DISC!!! this just might BLOW MY MIND into all sorts of UN-KNOWN realities!!! [in the immortal words of "JOEY on BLOSSOM" "WHOOOOAH" :) ... so.. this is what is INSIDE of the LIME GREEN [heavenly] BOX!!!!
It includes [and I quote]
"ERASERHEAD - REMASTERED VERSION, ERASERHEAD SOUNDTRACK, THE SHORT FILMS OF DAVID LYNCH, THE ELEPHANT MAN, THE ELEPHANT MAN EXTRAS - DVD DEBUT, WILD AT HEART, INDUSTRIAL SYMPHONY No. 1 - DVD DEBUT, BLUE VELVET - NEW LYNCH APPROVED 5.1 SOUND MIX, DUMBLAND, MYSTERY DISC - DVD DEBUT, INCLUDES 32 DELETED OR EXTENDED SCENES FROM WILD AT HEART, 40 PAGE COLLECTORS PICTURE BOOK and 1 MYSTERY DVD. - OMG - 32 deleted scenes from WILD AT HEART! I might IMPLODE WITH PLEASURE!!! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG!!!!!!!!!! I must find it! It is listing for $179.99 ... but I am sure I can find it else where for of a cheaper? :) ... OMG! I MUST MUST MUST HAVE THIS LIME GREEN BOX OF PLEASURE! :0) :) :) wow wow wow!! :) xo xo :el fano:
ps: thank you for AMAZING[amazing-ness] with my BFF's last night!!!!!! OMG! INDIAN DELIGHT and DRINKS and LOVE AND FUNFUN [always!] much love to you both!! xo xo :el fano:

Friday, January 30, 2009

and the seach begins....


call back on wednesday... ummm YEAH I'M GOING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) xo xo :El fano:

I'm tired...and I...I want to go to bed

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Sooooooo sleepy - what a very long and ex(crush){e}ate[ting] day!!! My meeting ran so late tonight - and my network crashed this afternoon and never came back! :( - at least my boss remembered my phone so I could get one blog update before I go nite-nite...
Sleep tight my friends and pleasant dreams! :)
Ps: the hair-ology nation is sooo pleased with the new [ashy-el fano] {plus look how crazy-long its getting} ha!! Lovessss it!! Xo xo ;el fano;

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

ps: YES!!!


OMG! the PET SHOP BOYS released the cover artwork for their new ALBUM "YES" today! and I love it!! [FARROW] design of course! [who else!?] {lol}... but 11 squares of colour [one for each track] making a "check" for [YES]!! OMG! I love love love love love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [hmmm perhaps we can get NEIL and GRACE together!?] i mean, YOKO and NEIL had a #1 dance hit! WHY NOT GRACE!!??!! ... ok ok.. [seriously] back to work now! [I MISS MY BFF JANE!!!] :( xo xo :el fano:

grace jones + jean-paul goude = I N C R E D I B L E!!!!



oooooooooooooooooooh [i'm on a mini press-break] but ooooooooooooooooh GRACE JONES is this months cover-girl for "V" magazine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [with amazing images from Jean-Paul Goude!] GAHH!! i love love love it!!! awhhhhhhhhh I'm just crazy excited and need [of course] about 17 copies!!!! :) awhh yeah! ... [btw.. i miss my BFF today :( s i g h] ... just a quick one! BACK TO THE GRIND!! xxoo I AM A "SLAVE TO THE RHYTHM'" [and the press] xo xo :el fano:

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

What follows, has led me to this place where I belong...



Since I'm on an A.F.I. kick these past 2 days [and i think] for the rest of the week!! [ha!] this one goes out to my BFF Jane! :) cuz I know she {{{loves}}} this track! {A.F.I.[s] "GIRL NOT GREY"} :) awhh yeah! ... [WHY IS G-MAIL TRYING TO DESTROY US TODAY!?] grrrr... they shall never keep us apart!!! :) xo xo :el fano:

Monday, January 26, 2009

"Snuff on Digital" - {{{BLAQK AUDIO}}} [:el fano's in love]




OK.... so, I know its [totally] 2009 - but how in "goth'(s)ynth{s}" name [in 2007] did an A.F.I. side-project escape me???!!???!...I HAVE NOooOOooOO IDEA!!!! [i swear it must have been all that crack/cocaine!] {ha!} but 4-serious... i mean, give me "SPEAK-n-SPELL" with some {and I quote} "GOTH-TINGED DANCE TRACKS" {and I end quote} - sung by Davey Havok - and .... well... OMG[F]G I AM IN HEAVEN!!!!!!! I mean, I know that the entire album was done in '07 - but it could have been done like in "DM-80's" time-frame! [ and I'm crazy-crazy-CRAZY ] in love with it!! {see I was streaming in the U.K. goth channel {sometimes you just gotta hear the [[[17 minute]]]] version of "LUCRETIA MY REFLECTION" :) and so ... [instead] i get like [3] tracks in the course of 2 hour set list from [my goodness could it be "DJ-FATHER JEFF"???] HA! and what do I see rotating along the top of my itunes player ...but.. "BLACK AUDIO"{s} album "CEXcells" {i mean, the fun-fun [spelling{s}] ALONE are worth the price of admission to this "gem" of a "dark-electro-pop-goth-synth-ablum" :) AHHHHHH! I bet [traditional] A.F.I. fans are like.. "dude where's my PUNK" ... sorry kids, this ones for us! :) HA!!! so, now I'm listening to song-after-song of my [NEW] synth-experience! and i am LOVE[ing] each and every key-board goth-a-holic-dance-tone{ssss}! awwwwwh YEAH!!!!!! xo xo hugs and love xo xo :el fano:

Sunday, January 25, 2009

I am "LYCAN" this new install[ment] of "UNDERWORLD" quite a bit! :)




I mean, for a moment there - you've got to believe that director "Patrick Tatopoulos" took a [little] of his "blue-eyed" vampires from David Lynch[s] DUNE!!!!?? {favourite movie ever!} :} !!! [i mean, look at the compare and contrast with the very young and talented ALICIA WITT {zoey from "CYBILL") next to Rhona Mitra .... it's pretty close kids! :)

Anyway... funfun date was had again :) and I throughly enjoyed this installment of the [3rd in the Underworld series] {gotta confess I do/did miss Kate Beckinsale} [but you know she'll be in the 4th one, and like the executive producer!} HA!!

Just thought i'd share!!! ;) HAPPY SUNDAY ALL! xoxo much love xoxo :el fano:

Saturday, January 24, 2009

(SIN)[nimyh]{man} toast!

Is both delicious to the taste and for of a hair colour!!!!!!!! Awhhhh Yeah (don't u know it)! :)
I [think] I am happy with my new shade of L'Oreal! :) - {idk- I being so temp-per-mental about my hair in '09!! (Ha)... But... Idk- i kinda miss «the hair» being a little [slight(ly)] darker! Hmmm perhaps I shall/will change it again! Ha! A world of colour does exist for ALL the members of the hair-ology-nation!!!!!
OMG!!!!! Today we celebrate my BFF's mom birthday!!! I'm sooo excitied!! :) I'm on cup-cake duty this am and I'm headed to one of my favourtie venus " Billy's" [on the west side] for sum yummy-yum-yum "cakes" of the [cup] variety! :) - I've got plans-with-in-plans to meet up with the very butttery goodness that is "ButteMc-Dollo-Love(s)-her-Buns" :) and we will be off to rock-a-way!!! Awhhhh yeah!!! Good times await us ALLl!!!!!!! :) awhhh yeah - hugs + love xo xo :el fano:

Friday, January 23, 2009

the Journey Continues... [acoustic baby]



OK.. so the U.K. dance radio station is 4-seriously
"
IN-LOVE
"
with MARK BROWN {feat.} [the ever so amazing] SARAH CRACKNELL {'s} - song "The Journey Continues" ... and I am all for the dance-beats [god-don't-u-know-it]! however, your[s] true[ly]..{:el fano:} has come across [all-be-it-old] but NEW TO ME "ACOUSTIC" version on YOU TUBE! that ... well ... is just "BRILLIANT"! and SARAH is soooo BEYOND "a-DIOR-able{ly}" CUTE!!!!!!!! ;) - anyway! enjoy [over and over and over again] many many times - as I have done! hugs and love xo xo :El fano:

Thursday, January 22, 2009

GREED ... {it's going to be delicious!}



greed

OMG!! I am crazy excited for this!! I remember last year when I read about Francesco Vezzoli's pro-ject with Roman Polanski and it sound[ed]...well just PERFECT! (plus anything with Miss Natalie Portman is just wonderful! {she is a-DIOR-able!) ... the full {60 second} version is out FEB 6th, and I JUST CAN'T WAIT!! sooo exciting! MORE TO COME KIDS! xo xo :el fano:

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Should I stay or should I go...

Soooo - the street sign the other night was very confused! (It kept showing the "hand" + the "walk-this-way-dude" at the same time! [Poor thing!]) So I just stood there {just as confused as the sign was} and decided to sing "should I stay or should I go (noooowwww)" :) ... and I danced - and a lady on the street passed by and giggled at me and it was a delight!
(Oh the simple joys that help to erase the horrific-horror-show that is work! Oooooof!!) - it's like everyone (except 4 my bff jane) forgot what was "understood" to be the meaning of the word "work"!. I mean like 4-serious people did it just become like the "in-thing" to be a lame-a$$-slacker 24-7!? Is it cool to just coast thru and do a worse-than-half-a$$-job? (I mean...it's fashion people!!!! One day u r in - the next...U R OUT!!!- Heidi was not messin' when she spoke those ever brilliant words so long ago! )
I mean am I crazy to think that one should actual(ly) "be appreciated" {slight(ly)} for what they do!? IDK - I mean with the way the economy is and people loosing jobs left and right - u would think people would "show-up" or actually "do" some work- or at the very least, to help out a fellow co-worker?!!?!? ( I guess there really is no "team" in teamwork)! - Grrrrr its sooooooooo en(rage)[g]ing to me {people(s) attitude(s)}! s I g h - ok enuff of that (sorry sorry sorry for venting) - I am just going to leave work issues @ work!
So yeah I'm in a car service heading home - man I just want to go to bed tonight! Nothing wrong with that! :) right!? Lol - much love to everyone!
Giant hugs - xo xo :el fano:

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Give me the bass line and I'll shake it

Give me a record and I'll break it...
Just havn' sum fun with the Black-Berry on my way home from work! :) - my theme song for this very great day in american history is "Soild as Barack" :) [sung by the (CORRECT) singer(s)/songwriter(s)/artist(s)! - A&S!!] Right BFF Jane!!?!? :) ha ha ha «not-"AS"-Pete Wentz's wife!» (lol)- my own insanity made me fall on the floor today with laughter! Ha! {sometimes I really am a funny-funfun}!!!! :) I think its a chicken soup for the soul kinda night! :) it will make my insides all toasty and full of delicious yummy-ness!! :) love to allllll my girls!!!!! (And yes to u dudes tooo!-lol) Xo xo :el fano:
ps: look how fast I can go from serious to laughter in like 3 seconds! Ha! :)

Monday, January 19, 2009

I just woke up from a fuzzy dream...

You never would believe those things that I've seen...
I looked on the mirror and ...
(I wasn't feelin' my high-lights at all!!!) [Insert sad face emotion-con] ":(" - so I {hat}(ted) it up @ work today :) and now I'm in the process of workn' it to some other new funfun [less-extreme] permutation of blonde! (I gotta tell u I really WAS feelin' it last night sooo crazy much!) - anyway its snowing (again)- [it snowed mucho today!]-and its GOSSIP GIRL DVR time sooon!!!! (Awhhhh yeah!!!- "GG" is my fav!!) :) but first I'm going to go check under the plastic hood (ha) - and see if my hair folical's are soaked thru enuff!! (Sorry if this post is like totally boring - I think I'm just feelin' a bit exhausted from work today)
Much love to u all!!!! Giant hugs xo xo :el fano:
Ps: I don't know where that "ray of light" came from on picture #2 - but I love it! :) its soooo "art-tee" lol :)

Sunday, January 18, 2009

There is a rhythm it's near & it's far

It flows thru through the heart of us all...

Ahhhhhhhhh - the [highlights] are in and I'm soooooo lovin' them! :) I'm all comphy-cozy under the blankets - "A Cinderella Story 2" (to cool for school) is on the televison and Miss Kid-e is sleep'n at my feet {and I'm trying not to think about work tmrow!} (lol) - oooooohhhhh I think "program-show" [aka: The L word] is new tonight (praise the DVR) {omg! Is it wrong of me to be sort-of love'n that someone murdered Jenny?! (would u think less of me?) - I mean I'm sure if someone hadn't done it soon...well... I might have just had to make a special "guest-appearance" to get that job done!} Ha ha! -jk jk (not)! Lol :) :) :) I hope everyone is having a most wonderful night and keepin' roasty-toasty!!! :) pleasant dreams to all my peeps!!!! And I leave u with the warm sunny glow that is radiating from my silky-conditioned tips! Heeee :) Xo xo hugs and love :el fano:

Oh whatever makes [:el fano:] happy on a saturday night...


Well go to peepshows and freak shows,
Well go to discos, casinos,
Well go where people go and let go

:0) - its been a "COMING UP" kinda day! - oh Suede how I enjoy theee sooo! [side bar note: my bff Jane and Brett Anderson are like crazy tight! [welll... um..., he kinda like stopped a SHOW... just for her!] ...i mean, if that is not love, well.. i just don't know what is!]
sooo.. crazy fun times were had last night! {and into the weeeeee hours of the night!} [but I don't kiss and tell!] HA HA HA {{{well, perhaps just to my bff!}}} :) OMG! "MY BLOODY VALENTINE-3D" is sooooo bad [its good] I don't think you are supposed to laugh at movies {such as this} but god - it was a laugh-a-minute ride for me!!! HA HA HA!
So today shall be a day of naps and catch up sleep [and i think a "hair-high-light-evening-adventure" may be in store] {oh god, I just laughed out loud at the time I [tried] to dye my hair a lovely blonde -and I [4-serious] looked and resembled "TWEETY" it was canary-yellow in EVERY SENSE of the WORD!!! [and the cartoon!] man... that was a bad year for me and hair-dye - but, 2009 I'm back into the hairology nation!!! so, I AM FEELING GOOD!!! I am feeling it for tonight!!!!!! - plus I have to work tomorrow ;[ bleck - but its cool, I think my office will be practically empty - so, more work I shall get done!... anyway.. just wanted to say hi to my peeps!!!!!!! :) and as always - enjoy the physical physical[ness] that is :El FANO:! xo xo :me:

Saturday, January 17, 2009

The sweetest perfection...



Takes me completely
Touches so sweetly
Reaches so deeply
;)
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwhhhh MY BFF JANE IS THE SWEETEST PERFECTION!!!!!!!!!!!
god we had such a blast of amazin'-amazing-ness all Friday night long! I must give "*****"-- 5-stars to our restaurant ( i mean they made the guac at our TABLE! :) we witness the fiery preparation before our eagerly awaiting eyes! Heee.. PS: i sooo drank and entire pitcher of sangria! [and mind you I tried to share, and I keep stealing glasses away from my bff!] ACK! {i was terrible!} I was hooked on it sweet-wine[y]-deliciousness! [ps: wine-infused-peaches! are god's gift to us all!!!!] ... and then, what did we [and when I say "we" i mean "i" do after our ingestion of delicious-deliciousness ....ummmmmmmmm.... A {{{MINI}}} PITCHER of... {you guessed it kids} SANGRIA!!!!!! oh man! I am hooked on it dude! :) but, food and drink aside, I must give "*****"-- 5-stars plus to my BFF!! we laughed, we cried, we text[ed], we talked, we hugged, we smiled, we ate, we drank, we engaged, we tore up the place with our hotness! [ummm and I leaving anything out!?] ... well, yeah, we just had the best time ever! and I love her soooooooooooo MUCH!!!!!!! nothing compares - too heerrrr {sung in my interpretation of Sinéad}!!! :) :-) now is the time on :el fano: when we "break....4....love"!!! [ha!] well, not ye! HA HA HA! ;) , .. its "BREAK....4....GYM"!! [enough of this work stuff!] here's another gratuitous photo of yours truly!! watch as I flex for you!!! ;) HOT!! right?! HA HA HA! {its crazy hot in my office today} must be the sole inhabitant there today!!! HA HA HA {god, I am just crackin' my self-all-up-in-here today! :) [ok enough fun for now!] thank again BFF for ALL of your AMAZIN'-AMAZING[ness!] LOVE U! xo xo :El fano:

Friday, January 16, 2009

Rip the System!

OM{f}G!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KMFDM one world one nation!!!!!!
KMFDM doin' it again! A treat for the freaks! Truth or dare are you ready for this? We don't care!!!!!! - What they do for me - what they do for you - so good for me - SO GOOD FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!!!! - ok ok OK!!!!!! so how in the heck did I miss this one!?!?!? (Or more so these 3!!!!!) - KMFDM "EXTRA" volumes 1, 2, + 3!!!! Over 80 kick-a$$ remxies/singles+b-side TRACKS!!!! Holy s*#t!!!!!!! It's KMFDM i-pod mania!!! An assult on my brain and my senses!!!!!! WOAH I am in like crazy INDUSTRIAL mode right now!!! The i-touch is downlading - I'm blogging about it - and I'm like dancing in bed!!! (Alll at the same time) [how's that for multi-tasking betches!!] Ha ha ha!!!! OM(f)G!!!! (part 2)- back in the day I had many of these as Wax-Trax CD-singles - and 12" mixes - but many I had not heard (or had) 4-SERIOUS!!!!!! (untill right now!) There are some mega-early KMFDM b-sides that are soooooooooooo "HOUSE-tas-tixxx"!!!!!!!!!! Woah!! House industrial music all night long!! SAY WHAT!?!?!? KMFDM House all night long!!!! :) :) :) :) :) - seriously - put sum of these tracks along side a guy called gerald and u've got a hot-a$$ house party!!!!!!!!! :) woooooooow!!!!!!! El fano - doin' it again!!! Don't be afraid - cus you'll realize THE AWESUM(ness) OF KMFDM!!!! Call 1-800-accept no invitation - KMFDM one world one nation!!!!!! :) gahhhhhhhh I am sooooo not sleeping tonight!!! :) MORE+FASTER+MORE+FASTER - rrrrrip the system!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Xo xo :el fano:

Thursday, January 15, 2009

"Green Ecstasy in a Stone Bowl"*



OMG! and so the count-down begins for a delicious and delectable dinner tomorrow with my BFF!!!!!!! OMG! I can't wait!!!!! {credit}* - time out new york {i can't take credit for the amazingly fab headline verbiage post...lol even though it was {{TOTALLY}} stolen from my BRAIN!!!!! [i'll let this one go T.O.N.Y. but next one is going to cost you!]} ... YEAH!! i love a good plan, and the plan is in motion! HURAY FOR US!!!!!!!! ;) xo xo :el fano:

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Sing me to sleep ... (in sepia)

God I love that SMITHS song! :)
So I'm on a little press break and figured, lets "Blog it up" {ha} - on this mornings train ride I tried to recapture that moment when u wake(ing)[ly] {snooze}! The moment when u are in total focus - then your a asleep in a half-moment/second later (only 2 b re-awakened) by the jilt of your bod or a loud snore (or) even a {lil' poke} from a friend! (Lol)... Anyway - I was trying to {or was I???}(Hee) show-case that moment (in a dream-like-black-berry sepia overtone)!!!! Nothing like being an artistic-genius on the LIRR! Ha Ha Ha:) so - basicly - ummm more pictures of meeeeee!!! Xo xo el fano! - ps: I miss my bff jane today!!! :(

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

It's all about me

Your a randomizer baby - ohh oh oh ohhh - randomizer, randomizer, randomizer! RANDOMIZER! (Oooohh oh ohh ohhhh!) :) picture-wize that is [and ok sometimes my mind] - enjoy the visual-style{lin} of el fano! (Self-obsessed!? Nahhhh Its just that I'm with {me} all the time. [can't seem to ditch me, but trust me I try-lol] - so why the heck not take a bazzzzilllllion pics of one{s}-self.....ummm aka: el fano!) Ha ha! <3 xo xo

I want to be grace jones when I grow up!

OM(f)G!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Just look at her go!!! :) I was gaga with anticipation for "hurricane" to get released and I totally love it from start to finish!!! ["Corporate Cannibal" is brilliant!!- and the video is art-tas-tixx pleasure!!!!] - NOW the anticipation for a tour is making my mind spin OUT-OF-CONTROL with crazy delight of insanity!!!!!! I must must must MUST see her no matter what! :) I've never had the opportinity to see her in one of her spectacular shows - but I feel that 2009 its going to happen! Hee :) all my peeps know how much I love her in every manifistation she oooooozzzzeeee's from her pores! (Ha!) [Lol] - so yeah - just "pull up to the bumper baby" and enjoy the visual eye candy that is GRACE JONES!!! I am a slave to the rhythm!!!!!!!!!!! The rhythm of G R A C E!!! Nite nite all! Xo xo :el fano:

Monday, January 12, 2009

monday monday



inspirational songs for today! xo xo :el fano: ps: I think Mama Cass[s] outfit INSPIRED "Lilly Pulitzer®" for soooo many collections! don't you think!?! ;) come on.. you know I'm right! ha! xo xo

I kissed a boy and I liked it

(And I wasn't even wearing cherry chap-stick!)
it was a morning of meeting new people (he was a delight lady buttah!) :) ... of an afternoon of spending amazingly amazing time with my BFF jane and planing our future duplex-apartment {jealouse!?- u should be!- why? cuz we r awesum! (Period)} ... AND of meeting a new(ish)-[clean{er]-friend in a capacity I though (never) possible :) yet "possibility" arose and I kissed {the} boy and I LIKED it! :) :) :) what a day!!!! Filled with fun and joy and love and laugther and of course some sexxxy(extra)curricular evening activities (lol) made for just a wonderful day!
And I have to shout out (again) to my BFF Jane! Without her - well...I don't know what I would do! She's my muse, my inspiration, my confidant, the ying to my yang, and the ping to my pong! :) I am truely blessed to have her in my life!!!!!!!!! I love her so very very much! :) now is the time on el fano when we sleep - nite nite! Xo xo el fano

Sunday, January 11, 2009

Try walking in my shoes

OMG!!! I am heading to my BFF's in greenpoint now and my shoes are having a mind of their own!! (Its icey!!) However they seem to be dancing more than slipping to the dance'n-disco-beats of Mrs. Kelly Clarkson! "Just Walk Away!" :) I guess shoes shall be the theme of today!! :) plus I get to meet new and fun people today toooooo!!! Joy joy joy! Boy boy boy!!! Xo xo :el fano:

Saturday, January 10, 2009

Wild @ Heart

Why oh why oh why did Laura Dern's mom NOT win an oscar for a her supporting role in David Lynch's "Wild at Heart"???????! Its beyond brilllllliant!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - plus I am a non-stop-laugh-machine filled with laughter!!! :) I feel David Lynch is a comic genius!!!!!!!! :) I can't catch a breath! (Ps: hot-a$$ geek-a-zoid trivia note) over 50% of the actors in DL's flicks starred in DUNE!) {El fano's signature #1 film of all-time!} Anyway - here are some images from my most favorite seen EVER from wild @ heart!! Xo xo el fano