Friday, February 27, 2009

Edilson+DIESEL UNDERWEAR = p e r f e c t i o n !!



OM[f]G!... how did it {totally} slip by me that my BRAZILIAN BF did all this INTERNATIONAL JOCK underwear [pose{ing}]HA!! OK.... I think I need a trip to the DIESEL STORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [um now!] anyway.. ENJOY ENJOY ENJOY your underwear "treat-of-the-day!" xo xo :el fano:

Y-3 + me! [really {{ARE}} perfect 2-get-her!]



OK .. so my spring "KICK[s]" and "ARM/WRIST{band[s]|" have been chosen! [and what I big surprise - Y-3!] HA!! .. yep... I am sooooooooooo gettin' me sum when I'm back from my trip [jett'n down to FLA for a suprise party] shhhhh! {lol} but, really, I can't wait.. I am sure I'll see like 10,0000 other things in the Y-3 store when I go.. but, I am on a mission for 2 items [perhaps a BAG will come out of this as well] HA!.. but, yeah.. I am SO READY!!!! YAY!! [ps: I really do love Y-3!] AHHHH!! xo xo :el fano: .. PS: OMG! I am kick'n it with my BFF tonight! CRAZY mega DRINKS for cheap-a$$-cheap again!] 32oz. of FALL-down-LIP-smack[n]'-PLEASURE!!!!! [i think so!] HA!! YAY! I can't wait!! ;-)

Thursday, February 26, 2009

WRONG



OK.. so i am [kind{A}] sooo {totally} LOVE[ing] THE VIDEO for "WRONG" Depeche Mode[s] 1st {{{NEW}}} studio single from the forth-coming album

"SOUNDS of the UNIVERSE"

[i think the album artwork is so 80[s] to me!
] :) The first single "WRONG" won't achieve [air-time/radio-play] like "Enjoy the Silence" or "Personal Jesus" but, I enjoy the {riffs}, and the [grungy-dirnty-{ness}] of the track.. [reminding me a bit of the Songs of Faith and Devotion days] [I think that[s] my BFF's fav! [no]? lol] anyway... Here's the lyrics for the first single!! {and I am trying out this iTUNES "Depeche Mode" PASS... we will see how that goes! :-), supposed to be my "pass" to the [b-sides], and [re-mixes] and [bonus-stuff] GALORE!!}



I was born with the wrong sign
In the wrong house
With the wrong ascendancy
I took the wrong road
That led to the wrong tendencies
I was in the wrong place at the wrong time
For the wrong reason and the wrong rhyme
On the wrong day of the wrong week
I used the wrong method with the wrong technique

Wrong

Wrong

There's something wrong with me chemically
Something wrong with me inherently
The wrong mix in the wrong genes
I reached the wrong ends by the wrong means
It was the wrong plan
In the wrong hands
With the wrong theory for the wrong man
The wrong lies, on the wrong vibes
The wrong questions with the wrong replies

Wrong

Wrong

I was marching to the wrong drum
With the wrong scum
Pissing out the wrong energy
Using all the wrong lines
And the wrong signs
With the wrong intensity
I was on the wrong page of the wrong book
With the wrong rendition of the wrong hook
Made the wrong move, every wrong night
With the wrong tune played till it sounded right yeah

Wrong

Wrong


Too long

Wrong

I was born with the wrong sign
In the wrong house
With the wrong ascendancy
I took the wrong road
That led to the wrong tendencies
I was in the wrong place at the wrong time
For the wrong reason and the wrong rhyme
On the wrong day of the wrong week
I used the wrong method with the wrong technique

Wrong

LOVE[sssss] IT!!! enjoy!!! xo xo :el fano:

Give me "full-on" Electro Treatment any day of the week!



Hey INDUSTRIAL friends! There’s {{{HUGE}}} news on the "industrial" front[lines]! KMFDM is totally celebrating their 25th anniversary with the release of a {{{{NEW}}}} studio album, BLITZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It[s] out on March 24th [but a little industrial birdy might have sent me an ADVANCE]! shhhh!

OMG! I LOVE IT!!!!! KMFDM is [doin' it again]!!! BACK to the "5" letter [word] ALBUM TITLE and my favourite industrial [lady-of-the-vocals] LUCIA is back in action! ["Bait & Switch" is brilliant!] ;) But Kascha K dominates the airwaves with sonic blasts and crazy synths [and of course the ever-so-popular high-powered guitar hooks!] HA! You really need to experience the [chaos] that KMFDM is bring'n in 2009! You 4-serious[ly] will have a BLITZ-BLAST! [ps: they even [COVER] The Human League[s] "BEING BOILED" !!! {ps: the PSB's are doing HUMAN LEAGUE cover[s] as well!!!}
THE TRACK LISTING IS AS FOLLOWS:

(Symbol)
Bait & Switch
Davai
Never Say Never
Potz Blitz!
People Of The Lie
Being Boiled
Strut
Bitches
Me & My Gun
Take’m Out

LOVE LOVE [love'n] IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [now I want and NEED more!] HA! - next up.. Depeche Mode[s] new single "WRONG" ;-) xo xo :el fano:

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Sleep on it - sleep on it...


Finally I am home!!!!!
What a long-a$$ (to long) long island (work) experience today! =( {bleck} I really missed my bff so much today! (But I was able to at least get to her blog! Aways soooo amazing and inspirational!!!+great!!!! (Always) =) I'm in bed and am ready for bed (ha)- I'm just soooooo exhausted! I'll have more to post tomorrow! New KMFDM to discuss (and) of course the new single "WRONG" from Depeche Mode!!!!!!!!!! {My new itunes "pass" into the world of the MODE!!} we will see how that goes!!! =) nite nite to all my peeps! MISS & LOVE U BFF JANE!! Xo xo :el fano:

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

dollie and jane

OM[f]G!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - I got to hear Mike Viola sing the { REMIX } [version] of Dollie and Jane last night at "The LivingRoom" [while sitting with Dollie and Jane] !!!!!!!!!!!!! ahhhhh It sent goose-bumbs all over my body!... {I really did want to take off my top and dance on the tables!} It is such an amazing [song/jam/dance/tune]!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - awhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh A M A Z I N G!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;-) so, fo your listening enjoyment, i posted 3 versions for you, of my BFF's [my girls] and their song!!!!!!!!! :) LOVE YOU LADIES!! xo xo [and thank you Mike Viola] xo xo :el fano:


[original] {acoustic} ;-)


[Tokyo, Japan]


[ San Francisco, CA]

Monday, February 23, 2009

LOVE etc {video} is out [but taken away].. :(

http://www.aceshowbiz.com/news/view/00022239.html

awhhh.. "THIS VIDEO IS NO LONGER AVAILABLE" .. well hopefully it will be out soon! It sooo reminds me of "JAM+SPOON" [long-time] collaborators with PSB! ;-) xo xo :el fano:

UPDATE!! THEY MADE A "SPECIAL" U-TUBE site for the video!... [if ONLY "all" VIDEO GAMES were this much fun!]
ENJOY KIDS!
xoxo :el fano:

bathroom-scape


crazy[insanity] at work! [but] it is MONDAY! {oooof}! CONGRATS TO "SLUMDOG" for winning 8 out of the 10!!! YAY! [my pool was a dish-ash-tray, as I lost in like round 3] HA! ... but, I'm happy it won so much! anyway... here[s] a few in my bathroom series [nothing like "faux-fur" collar + Y-3 to make it interesting], I'll be making them as much as I can! HA! xo xo :el fano:

Sunday, February 22, 2009

I'm drunk! :)

Ha ha ha ! Omg! My bff jane and I had the most amazing and delicious [ummmmm] cheap(a$$) "texas-sized" beverage(s) at BBQ! Cherry infused pina-cooool(lata)!! With [ummmm] an Alizeeeeee shot! To die for!! And we had brunch 4 two for like $5 each?!?! What!?!!! I know! Unreal-insanity - BUT of the best kind!!!! God I love my BFF!!!!! Working away (as best I can) ha ha!!! Oscars (and my bed) here I come!!! Xo xo :el fano:

OSCARS!!!!


oooooooh its OSCAR NIGHT! FUNFUN or SNOOZE SNOOZE? [lol] ... i must say.. the poster from 2007 {below} is STILL my favourite [being] of the TYPO-GRAPHIC[nature]! HA! just got done with the gym! [awhh yeah!] and I am off to meet my BFF for delicious DELICIOUSNESS at BBQ!!!!! 32oz of alcoholic pleasure!! ITS JUST WHAT I NEED!!!!!!!!!!!! [have to deal with some work issues this afternoon] before the Oscars! but I won't let them get me down!! love to all! xo xo :el fano:

Saturday, February 21, 2009

a {slight} corjbin effect [with some blue] thrown in [da] mix!


Awhhh - i'm shoppin' in Queens and I've just texted my BFF!!!!! ;) [i love her so!]... and plans [within] plans are set for SUNDAY BRUNCH! [yay]! its my new favourite day of food and funfun with my BFFs!!! :} - so last night on my way to the after-fashion-week bonanza party [with my fellow L'Oreal[lians]... i decided to try some filters out on the BlackBerry! there is a "grain" and a "blue" so what did I do... [exhibit A {and} exhibit B] ummmm a "grain" and a "blue" [a-dddduuuhh] HA!.. there are a slew of filters for me to try, and I will, and I shall, so get ready for more [soon]! - time to enjoy [well] more of me.. OF COURSE!!! [ha ha ha]!!! xo xo :el fano:

I'm fascinated... [company B {style}]



OK everyone seems [as of the MOMENT] to be OBSESSED with Justin Gaston[s] recent editorial in the SPRING 09' issue of V-MAN magazine [see below] HA!.. [oh my oh my oh my!] but Before Mylie :) he 'twas an underwear model [see above] HA! [just an excuse for me to post some underwear pics] HA! .. enjoy! [perhaps a nap is in order now] HA HA! xo xo :el fano:



Friday, February 20, 2009

My hat, my hat, my hat my hat my hat..My lovely [crazy] hat...check it out


What you gonna do with all that hat...
All that hat ontop your head?

I'm gonna wear wear wear my hat...
Wear my hat on my head all day long... said all day long!

OK.. so perhaps I am totally channeling my {inner} GRACE JONES ... I know ...[call me crazy]... but I SOOOOooOOOO LOVE this CHRISTIAN SIRIANO "finale" number! [from head to toe] !!!


And this "flow-y" number... [4-serious] I am "LOVE[n]" it! {i bet WHOOPIE soooooo wants this one!!} :-) ... keeping [true] to his form ... Christian seemed well [very] Christian indeed! [i'm getting a EGYPTIAN [feel] with those gold bangs and make up! [are you feeling it tooo?] .. anyway, I just had to post that finale HAT! ... [i really am ACCESSORIES obsessed!] perhaps I should start to pen "CONFESSIONS OF A ACCESSORIES-A-HOLIC" :) xo xo :el fano:

(hey) (must be the money)...



well.. with HEATHERETTE [no more] ... it was all about RICHIE RICH [the come back "glitter" kid] I missed out on last nights show [damn work] {grrrrrr} but, it seems like FUNFUN was had by ALL [guests and run-way divas alike] !! So, its totally [transparent] i mean APPARENT that I need to get me some of those "second-skin" boxer briefs with money prints and {with} [of course] "coins" [strategic{ly}] placed .. [or were they] HA! over the "goods". My insiders that attended said the Pam Anderson finale ... was.. [well] [perhaps] just NOT the right choice [but who can say] hey, if she wants to do a g-string panty-pant golden swimsuit.. then all the power to her!
So, ProjectRunway was a blast this morning [a short one] Only 3 designer[s] showed [so NO DECOYS]... but also no introduction of designers [so the press couldn't / wouldn't really know {who[s] was who[s]}! Worked for me! :) [but #3 was my favourite!] ... ok ok .. the work demons are hounding me so I must sign-off! ... much love to my BFF JANE!! [oh how i missed her so yesterday!] xo xo :el fano:

Thursday, February 19, 2009

PSB + GAGA + FLOWERS = MEGA MEDLEY


I AM SO HAPPY PET SHOP BOYS WON A BRIT AWARD LAST NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Well done Chris and Neil!! I hope we get 25 more years of PSM MANIA! enjoy enjoy enjoy! xo xo :el fano:

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

I can see it in your eyes...


...I can see it in your smile
You're all I've ever wanted
And my arms are open wide...
Thanks Lionel - I'll take it from here! :) I am sooo tried from work and all that I even fell of asleep with my hoodie ON MY HEAD [i had to hide those blood-shot eyes] I need a detox! :) HA! HA! HA! more fashion fun was had, but between much more madness - everything [all at once] and on time! PEOPLE I'M ONLY ONE PERSON! oooof! but, all in all, its been enjoyable [and not as crazy as last week] OM[f]G! THAT WAS INSANE!!



OK! so the first 19 seconds of this video IS THE JACKET I WANT FOR FALL!! [omg!] I was so in love with it!.. FUTURISTIC [but not tooo sci-fi] JUST ENUFF to say.. EL FANO! i want want want this JACKET! ;) it would be perfect with my new hair.. RIGHT!? [i think so!] I might just have to treat myself if it comes out in time for my BIRTHDAY!! [ok ok back to work] xo xo :El fano:

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

good morning :el fano:


hell ... if you get a "nite-nite" photo ... why not get a 6:00am "morin'-morin'" photo to with it! HA HA HA! :0) It's bad-a$$ morning :el fano: to greet you with A.M. snarky-ness delight! :) More FASHION runway reports are on the way...[its just crazy busy at work] like it ALWAYS IS!! xo xo :el fano:

Monday, February 16, 2009

Nite nite el fano

Awhhhh just one more shot (me in bed) with me and my head! (Ha ha) nite nite everyone! xo xo hugs and love xo xo :el fano:

PS: it was a (3) hoodie day today!

OMG! This morning it was crazy cold (but by the afternoon) it was a (1) hoodie kinda day! Ha! I was multi-layered and multi-tasking on all aspects of today! :) lol - I am enjoying my hat-shaved-head look! (4-serious I have no puff!) Ha ha!
Awhhhh I am missing my BFF today!!! Ohhhh and Happy President's Day tooooo! Xo xo :el fano:

Y-3+el fano = true love forever! <3

All I can say is that I think I need (and want) Y-3 for EVERY season! Winter / Spring / Summer & Fall!! That YOSHI orange is my favourite and that ever so lovely Y-3 orange on orange logo seal - well - el fano's just in heaven!!! - just look and enjoy! (as I have) xo xo :el fano:

Sunday, February 15, 2009

Y-3+e

Y-3+e!!!!! :) more to come! :) xo hugs and love xo xo :el fano:

Saturday, February 14, 2009

ps: el fano (shaves) a close one!

Ha! So yeah - ummmmm I shaved my head 2day! :)
Pss: I think perhaps restylane (vrs) botox for those forehead lines eh!?! - I'll go 1/2siiiieess with someone! :) ha! OMG - I shaved my head!! Xo xo hugs and love xo xo :el fano:

LACOSTE [{&}] LOVE



HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!
HAPPY LACOSTE DAY!
HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY JOY!
so, happy "V" day to all my girls! and especially my BFF JANE!! god I love her soooooooooo MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So, it was [day 1] for me at NY FASHION WEEK, and the first show of the day, was my first show of the week. I am having "mixed" feeling about it .. [mostly with the {{{LACK}}} of my precious "gator" but, all in all - the colours were very fall, and very [lovely] - but there was no WOW factor for me. I wasn't really [blown] out of the water.. [LIKE for the SPRING collection in September] I mean I wanted to become a professional "GOLFER" only because I could have the clothes, the bag, and the gloves to match!!! :) [the spring collection was amazing!] this.. well.. perhaps only 2.75 stars- but 3 FULL STARS given [because of the shoes!] OMG! 4 STARS for those! :) i gotta get me some of those!!!. But don't get me wrong...I still [and always] will have LOVE for LACOSTE in my heart! ... perhaps just a little bit less for the fall! xo xo hugs and valentine love! xo xo :El fano:

Friday, February 13, 2009

DEPECHE MODE ... [in the studio]...



OM[f]G!!!!!!!!!!!! - I can't wait!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I believe its [APRIL] that the album comes out!??!! [i could be wrong] but, OM[f]G!!!! I sooooo can't wait!! <3!!! xo xo :el fano:

Thursday, February 12, 2009

What a butt-a$$ day!!!

And not the good kind!!!!! (exhibit A) ha ha!!
I'm sooooooo exhausted and have yet another long work day tomorrow - but FASHION WEEK begins tomorrow!!!! [Well it really starts for me on saturday] LACOSTE is my first show saturday morning!! :) YAY!! - anyway I hope tomorrow brings a better day - no more sticky glue!!!! (I though mercury-in-retrograde was like over) {no}?!? :) - ha! I love to my peeps!!!!!!! (And god did I ever miss my BFF Jane today) 4-sure & 4-serious!!!!! Xo xo :el fano:

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

The Diet Butcher Slim Skin Hi Top Sneaker ... [has arrived]



and {only} £395.00
[HA]!
..."Made up from deep black patent panels with a heavy vulcanized rubber sole, these shoes have a perforated toe and extra thick padded tongue. There’s an inner ankle zip – a nod to the designer’s punk influence perhaps – and finger pulls up the heel. Heavy duty street shoes - be quick we only made just under 500..." [oooooooommmmmm[f]gggggggg!] _ i love them! its like a cross between DUNE and a STORMTROOPER! [ha] I can't even begin to comprehend on how that would feel just above my ankle.. but, man... that is a beautiful lookin' KICK! xo xo :el fano:

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

ps: love etc...






ps: I LOVE IT!!!!!!! [it was released on RADIO in the U.K. yesterday] and I LOVE LOVE LOVE IT!! xo xo :el fano:

GREED...the new fragrance...

greed


IS OUT!!!
and I love very second of Francesco Vezzoli's [mini film/commercial] "Greed", ..."a faux ad campaign for an imagined perfume - Directed by Roman Polanski and featuring Natalie Portman and Michelle Williams." - its like so beyond silly to me, that I enjoy it on [WAY] to many levels! HA!! but enjoy! :) it's a lovely delight of sillyness/art/funfun and more! greed... get some before its all gone! xo xo :el fano:

Monday, February 09, 2009

a book...a video...and underwear...OH MY!



the movie

look what happens when FRANCOIS ROUSSEAU and MAISON VANDENVOS hook up! :) pure genius!! - [and of course any excuse to see my Brazilian BF Edilson in briefs!] {you know we share the same initials!} HA! - I'LL TAKE IT!!!! take my breath away... doooo dooo dooooo doooo dooo dooooo do dooo :) [wait that was just to many [do's] HA!.. anyway, crazy CRAZY-BUSY day today..i just needed a moment to [catch my breath] ;-) ENJOY! xo xo :el fano:

Sunday, February 08, 2009

etsocal sdrawkcab

Its was such a warm and beauitful day today! And the best part was that I got to see my bff's for bloody-mary's and brunch in chelsea!!!!!!! YAY!!!! I was so happy to see them both!! :) Our food was delicious an fun and we totally found a new place for frequent frequentness! :) - I had to depart early for a mini work issue :( bleck - but home I am and enjoying some classic AB-FAB!!!! (The grammy's were putting me to sleep) ha! :) - and ill leave you all with another january classic el fano bethroom pic! :) hugs and love xo xo :el fano:

Saturday, February 07, 2009

This house is not abandoned!

Ha!!!! Oh man - another january archive shot - on my way to see my bff and took this outside -dj-danny i-ellloooo's (house)!? Ha :) anyway - I love it - its a funfun portrait shot! Happy (warm) saturday to all!!! :) xo xo el fano

Friday, February 06, 2009

Gratutious el fano shot

I hadn't had a urinal shot (ha) in awhile and found this one in the january archives! Lol :) - waiting for my edits!!!! Come on!!!! I get to see my BFF jane in T-minus 30 minutes!!!! Awhhh yeah!! Xo xo :el fano:

Thursday, February 05, 2009

i love an AD that tells a story...



I wonder what "BECK'[s]" is thinking about!?! {now where did I put that other pair or undies!? hmmm must of left them at el fano's flat!} [lol]. Anyway...I'm on a quick work break, and got an [emergency BB alert] NEW ARMANI ADS OUT TODAY!! [you know, BREAK[ing] NEWS!!!] gotta keep on top of the under-wear AD business.. right!? :} I AM MISSING MY BFF JANE TERRIBLY TODAY!!!!!!!!!!! :( ... [but i get to see her tomorrow for some "PORCHETTA" action!] awhh yeah! I CAN'T WAIT! [ok back to work] xo xo :el fano:

Wednesday, February 04, 2009

there's no party like an underwear party... ;)



IF ONLY ... my UNDERGARMENT 2009 AWARDS dinner was like the above ... well, I'd want that awards ceremony EACH and EVERY DAY!
Jockey was honored, and lots of goodies and give-a-way[s] for me and my BFF!! [ did you even know they had SPANKS for your FEET!?] its just I N S A N I T Y !!!!

Daffy's was a blast this AM .. but, really - did there have to be so much GHETTO-SLOVIC lady action!? I mean, girls, girls, girls, that look ... well... it just isn't happening... {but who am I to judge} and I shouldn't .. I was just a little in shock...that's all! :) ... so 3 minutes of fashion questions on a mini-stool with logo-fied back-drop - and I gave answers.. well, only :el fano: could dream up... "why, yes... I ALWAYS shopped on 14th street - but now I ONLY BUY at DAFFY's" and thew in a few words like "slacks" and "accessories" :) you know.. just for fun!

Anyway... a very happy day to all! xo xo [and stay tuned for more DAFFY's MODEL updates!] xo xo : el fano :

Tuesday, February 03, 2009

This is what it [looks] like...When doves [design]



Dig if u will the "picture"
Of u and I engaged in some [type]
The sweat of your "feathers" cover me
Can u my darling
Can u picture [above]?

Dream if u can a "telephone wire"
An "skies" of clouds so blue
Birds strike curious poses
They feel the heat
The heat between the "telephone wire" and u

How can u just leave me "sitting"?
Alone in a "wire" thats so cold? (sooooo cold)
Maybe Im just 2 demanding
Maybe Im just like my father using "helvetica bold"
Maybe you're just like my mother
Shes never "italicized" (shes never italicized)
Why do we "swalk" at each other
This is what it [looks] like
When doves [design]
ooooooooooohhhh when doveesssssss desiigggggnnnnnnn

Thank you Daryl Waller for your [inspirational] photograph "YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL"
and of course thank you PRINCE for letting me put my [own] creative verbiage to "When Doves Cry"!

Enjoy it kids! :) xo xo :el fano:

Monday, February 02, 2009

feel it.




the motto [and slogan] of PAPI!

Papi is a term universally spoken..
utilized and understood to celebrate the spirit, strength, and sex appeal of today's young man.

Papi [IS] the man who has style, sophistication...and most of all "SEX APPEAL" (yet)...
has his own identity!

P A P I
;)
[i mean is that a mission-statement to live by.. or WHAT?!] HA!
[ps: is that my APARTMENT or the underwear store?] sometimes .. i kinda forget!! [HA HA HA!]

Props to PAPI for hook'n me up! :) ... UNDERWEAR AWARDS are TOMORROW NIGHT! whoo hoo!!! ;-) good times [and underwear times] will be had by ALL!
xo xo
:El fano: