Friday, April 24, 2009

My fantasy has turned to madness and all my goodness has turned to badness...


you are an obsession
you're my obsession
who do you want me to be
to make you sleep with me
you are an obsession
you're my obsession
who do you want me to be
to make you sleep with me


OMG! so... Beyoncé[s] "TRASH-TAST-XXX-IC" movie "OBSESSED" [world](YEAH WORLD)premiered] last night in NYC.. and man oh man, was it bad! [ha] perhaps {bad} to a point of "cult" following {bad}! I laught, I cried, I laughed again [and again] and again [even when i wasn't supposed to be laughing] HA!... but ohhhhhhhhhhh i was sad [very sad] with Ali Larter[s] [look]{outfit/dress/attire}[hair/makeup].. :( zero stars to her stylist.. it looked [i swear] it looked like she was wearing a NAPKIN!?!! ahhhhhh!! :( .. 4-serious.. I LOVE ALI [like.. to BITS!] she should have just come over to my office and it would have been my pleasure to dress-her-up-right!!!! {It's like there should be a movie made for [IDK] LIFETIME... called [s i g h] .. when bad stylists happen to good people! :( ... HA!! you know that would be a winner! :-) .. sooo...Kim Kardashion was very "tranny-tastic-xxx" [and NOT the good kind!!!] oooof and little Christian Siriano was rock'n his signature look.. [yet he could have done with out the beenie/cap?] loose it next time Siriano! ... Jerry O'Connell was keepin' it sharp [as always] and Beyoncé[s] "train/trail" .. oh my oh my oh my.. there was more fabric to her "train/trail" than there was to her dress!! [ha!] i just wasn't feeling her weave/wig/hair very much either... but none the less she was sportn" some "SASHA -FIERCE[ness]" with the camera's for sure!!!! ... [oh yeah, and the reason for my ANIMOTION lyrics] is why why why didn't ANYONE think to like USE that song!! hmmmm... i mean... i'm sure Beyoncé could have just whipped it up for the end credits.. no!?!! HA ... anyway.. I do have a feeling it is going to be the #1 movie this weekend.. [don't tell me it ain't!] HA! xo xo :el fano: