Thursday, April 30, 2009

i want your soul...

come to daddy...come to daddy... :-) ... I W A N T YOUR S O U L!!

OM[f]G i had such an APHEX TWIN moment last night ... [exhibit A] : {above} ... the i-pod was playing [aphex twin]{yes} was "COME TO DADDY"{yes}...and then BlackBerry photography ensued and [honestly] this was the first shot.. and it was [brilliantly] perfect! soo... for those of you [not] familiar with the COME TO DADDY video.. [it's below] Its not for the weak-of/at-heart.. its very night-mare[ish] and very VERY very CHRIS CUNNINGHAM {who} is one of my all time favourite directors! ... so, ENJOY [the "artistic" nightmare] that is above and below! [heee] xo xo :el fano:

JJ (NOKI) enjoy[s] a "positive sunny colour palette" for his collection...

and you see.. I THOUGHT I had found the perfect "fashion-mask" to protect me from the swine-flu epidemic :( {its just too hole[yyy]! lol... Anyway.. it seems at NOKI's really into TEXTILES this season!! :-) ... but i mean.. can we REALLY see these outfits on the streets of London or New York? .. i mean.. perhaps?.. IDK.. i'm just not sure [or sold] yet... I see this more as "ART" vs "FASHION" [am i right!?] anyway.. E N J O Y !!!!! :-) xo xo :el fano:

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

lego[s]...and...lotion...and {a} basket... OH MY!!

ok.. so my OTHER BFF [yeah, I'm lucky cuz I've got 1...2...and...3 {jealous}!!! HA!] :-) ... for the purposes of this post we shall call her BUTTER-MC-LOTION BASKET aka: dollie! {her name is always in flux... like the matrix... yet the common denominator is [shall we say] BUTTER[{Mc}]!, ButterMcLotionBasket... totally steered me in the direction of "LEGOS/LOTION/and BASKETS [oh my]" aka: "PUT THE F*&#ING LOTION IN THE BASKET" from "SILENCE OF THE LAMBS... The Musical" [which she happened to see LIVE [and not performed by LEGO[anime] ... but, seriously.. one of the BEST parts of the MOVIE! [then of the play] has now become immortalized in LEGOS!! ... so, I had to share! :-) .. this is helping me get thru my day of crazy-crazy[ness] ... so I figured i'd just add even MORE CRAZY to the pile! ENJOY!!! xo xo :el fano: PS: i get to see BFF#1 TOMORROW!! and I CAN'T WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!! :-) YAY [yay] and YAY!

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

ain't got time for what you feel...

"ain't got time for what you feel

you did it again
you did it again
you did it again and again and again
you did it again
you did it again
you did it again and again and again, ho, ho!

sometimes its OLD-SKOOL {"with [snyth]pa-thy"} MINISTRY that you need to calm your nerves of a crazy days of meetings and choas!!! I mean... come on... Al Jourgensen doing his "thang" [ha] back in the day! YOU JUST GOTTA LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [i mean, don't get me wrong, I am a lover of ministry from synth-cell to hard-core-industrial metal!] I've loved them from the get-go, and the get-going! [ha!] but, none-the-less this album[s] going to get me and my work DONE! xo xo :el fano:

Monday, April 27, 2009

Talk to me...Want my Love...Talk to me...But not that stuff


"You'll lose your heart
And sell your soul
I lose control
In the heat of the night
It's much too late
To leave the trade
But I can't stand it anymore
You'll lose your heart
And your soul
I lose control
In the heat of the night

ahhhhh it was such a [L-train] SANDRA kinda morning! I was feeling her... {and} loving her CRAZY MUCH! [i must admit i do love the original tracks [however] the [re-issued/re-edited/re-mastered/re-mixed] versions are EVEN BETTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [swear!] but none-the-less... it was [and is] a Sandra kinda day for me today!

I mean who can't just LOVE the lyric[s] :
"one kiss on a flatbed truck
a hot rain
has completed our love

Ahhhh those words/lyrics/thoughts from "around my heart" {you just gotta LOVE it!!} :-) ... ahhhh SANDRA thank you for making my [L-train-a-thon] just that much better! Happy monday to all! xo xo :el fano:

Sunday, April 26, 2009

Tangled Typography

There(s) an amazing typography exhibit going on at MoMA right now!!! (The image is just one of the many creative alphabets shown) gahhhhhh [I'm in TYPO-(cursive)-OGRAPHY heaven!!!!] =) love love love(s) it!! =) ... So its like a bazillion degrees out - "hot town [(spring)] in the city" ha! =) my girls are at a crazy important hockey game - I'm shoppin' to sell! (and I get 2 c them later) I love that story! =) happy [hawt/hot/hotness] Sunday to all! Xo xo :el fano:

Saturday, April 25, 2009

...a strong dependence on what appears to be accident and chance, but [which] {is} "actually" highly planned...

so what does one do in the middle of the night [when one can not sleep so well] THEY MAKE {ART} IN THEIR BATHROOM! [ha!] I haven't done a "bathroom series" in quite sometime.. so, i figured, what the heck.. this was my first attempt [and the best attempt] for "what appears to be accident and chance... is actually highly planned! [ha!] yeah yeah yeah... I love those "art-y" shots!! [they-b-my-fav!] anyway... work work and more work [and then some more work] bleck... =( ... missing my BFF bigtime! xo xo :el fano:

Friday, April 24, 2009

My fantasy has turned to madness and all my goodness has turned to badness...

you are an obsession
you're my obsession
who do you want me to be
to make you sleep with me
you are an obsession
you're my obsession
who do you want me to be
to make you sleep with me

OMG! so... Beyoncé[s] "TRASH-TAST-XXX-IC" movie "OBSESSED" [world](YEAH WORLD)premiered] last night in NYC.. and man oh man, was it bad! [ha] perhaps {bad} to a point of "cult" following {bad}! I laught, I cried, I laughed again [and again] and again [even when i wasn't supposed to be laughing] HA!... but ohhhhhhhhhhh i was sad [very sad] with Ali Larter[s] [look]{outfit/dress/attire}[hair/makeup].. :( zero stars to her stylist.. it looked [i swear] it looked like she was wearing a NAPKIN!?!! ahhhhhh!! :( .. 4-serious.. I LOVE ALI [like.. to BITS!] she should have just come over to my office and it would have been my pleasure to dress-her-up-right!!!! {It's like there should be a movie made for [IDK] LIFETIME... called [s i g h] .. when bad stylists happen to good people! :( ... HA!! you know that would be a winner! :-) .. sooo...Kim Kardashion was very "tranny-tastic-xxx" [and NOT the good kind!!!] oooof and little Christian Siriano was rock'n his signature look.. [yet he could have done with out the beenie/cap?] loose it next time Siriano! ... Jerry O'Connell was keepin' it sharp [as always] and Beyoncé[s] "train/trail" .. oh my oh my oh my.. there was more fabric to her "train/trail" than there was to her dress!! [ha!] i just wasn't feeling her weave/wig/hair very much either... but none the less she was sportn" some "SASHA -FIERCE[ness]" with the camera's for sure!!!! ... [oh yeah, and the reason for my ANIMOTION lyrics] is why why why didn't ANYONE think to like USE that song!! hmmmm... i mean... i'm sure Beyoncé could have just whipped it up for the end credits.. no!?!! HA ... anyway.. I do have a feeling it is going to be the #1 movie this weekend.. [don't tell me it ain't!] HA! xo xo :el fano:

Thursday, April 23, 2009

"...militant-macho-origami-unisex futurism..."

that[s] gotta be my favourite "quote" [ever] describing {a/the} men[s]-wear line for "Juun J."!

and this has to be my favourite "image" [of the moment] ... its {simply} entitled "TOUCH SCREEN" ... i'm in love! xo xo :el fano:

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Happy Earth Day everyone! =)

Just sending the earth some crazy love today! (Of course [like Tyra to Miley] my gift is a shakey-cam photo of myself!) Lol - Xo xo :el fano:

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

its "SOUNDS OF THE UNVIERSE" day! :-) yay!

i'm downloading my DEPECHE MODE pre-order i-tunes pass BONANZA PACKAGE!!! 24 tracks are up-loading [or] down-loading as we speak! Videos, and Songs, and Remixes, OH MY!!!!!!!!!!!! xo xo :El fano:

Monday, April 20, 2009

Dont turn around...This is for real...Digging in the dirt...

OK OK OK... so I [know] its like "TOTALLY" [hot] + [hawt] right now to be [earth{y}] and [dirty] {in a good kinda way} lol... HOWEVER... I'm not quite sure i completely understand the new BURBERRY "fashion-in-the-forest" lets leave our $1,200 TOTES and BAGS laying in the dirt ["SIN"-nar-RIO"] ... i mean, ... really.. isn't that the LAST PLACE you'd want to put your spank'n new BURBERRY's???!!?? ... i mean.. i could be very wrong [yet, I think ummm... i'm NOT!] ... anyway, i'm REALLY [really] REALLY into the new "SUMMER BURBERRY SCENT" i got a few samples of it, and [dare] I say that they really have [en-cap-slue-late-ted] the "essence" of SUMMER tuck away in a $65 bottle! :-) ... so, yeah.. that[s] my FASHION/DIRT commentary for early this afternoon. xo xo :el fano:

The currency we've spent...

(Ooooh) I love you, oh, you pay my rent..

awhhhhhh my BFF inspired me today with her [RENT] post... and I've been singing it all morning long! [so.. how could i NOT post the video!] ... awhhh, I missed her [so much this weekend] much work and travel in and around and out of the city, but things got done, and clients were happy.. so, its all good and good. Anyway.. I will post more later.. for now... I will let you enjoy RENT! [THANK YOU JANE FOR FILLING MY LIFE WITH LOVE AND LAUGHTER!!! <33333 I LOVE YOU!!! xo xo :el fano:

Friday, April 17, 2009

You like the body, move the body...You like the body, move the body...

just to add to the {INDUSTRIAL[ness]} of TODAY! :-) HA! {i'm in-between meeting[s]} lol ... You like the body, move the body...You like the body, move the body. Full force, full force ahead. Don't stay aside - I mean to be obeyed. Don't switch off, switch on the power...You like [MY] body, so move [MY] body [heee]... I GO DOWN THERE EVERY NIGHT...
JUST TO FEEL THE BEAT!!!!!! [ok back to work] xo xo :el fano:

Hot sun, global fun... Needed action, start to run...

"With that skill that was hers alone
She drove her clutches into me
I was dumbfounded
She was hungry
She required me entirely

ahhhhhhhhh now I am soooooo on a FRONT 242 KICK!!!!!!!!!!!! [i must say Anton Corbijn's music video for TRAGEDY FOR YOU] well.. its just BRILLIANT.... but the black and white video for HEADHUNTER! [gahhh]

soooooo amazing!!!!!!! :-)
I can't even count the time[s] {back in the day} when I saw them in concert time after time again! [for like $12 at LIMELIGHT!] gahhhhhhhhhh :-) sooo amazing! ... i swear there was a bill line up ... PRE-OPENER [marilyn manson!!!] then the opener was [EBN] HA!!! and then [FRONT 242] oh man... those were the days! A very young DJ keoki in one corner and a young RuPaul in another! HA!! ... ok ok ok .. I must must MUST get back to work! .. thats some FUN for the AM! xo xo :el fano:

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

1. u lock the target 2. u bait the line

3. U slowly spread the net...
and 4. U catch the man!!!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I love it!!!!
Headhunter v. el fano style
OM{f}G!!!!! I just realized [why] I am {crazy in love}«beyonce style» wait.... I mean [industrial] style - with my new hair-dooooo! I {{{{{{am}}}}}} the new FRONT 242!!!!! I mean (come on) I am soooo 80's industrial right now its {not even funny} HA! I mean the silver aviators/military cut sides/faux/mow-hawlk top ... HA! {I am a bit "tanner" than the original line up} [thanks to those magic LL sample packets!{Thanks Sephora}] lol =) =) =) anyway - I was/still am/always will be a 242 man!!!! [They r in the i-pod! (Of course)]. Anway - I just had to share! I'm heading back home after an exhausting day of work!!! Much has been accomplished {YAY} el fano!!! As always missing my BfF jane!!! {She's got her first payoff game tonight! Awhhhh yeah!} Much love to all! Xo xo :el fano:


Omg! What does it even mean when for over 12minutes a wierd "ALL FUTURA" W A R N I N G sign flashes on your TV screen!!! It was on EVERY channel!?! [Mind u - it was the middle of the night! {having a hard time sleeping these days} ... It this fore-shadow-ing!?! [of tv warning(s) to come] do I stay tune(ed)!?! eppppp - {there were bar-codes and all beautiful futura type-face typography} =) perhaps it was just a special warning - just for me!! {Ha} - wierd!!!!!?!!!! =) anyway I'm on the LIRR bound for adventure!! <Oh man> missing my bff!!!! =( xo xo :el fano:

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

underwear break

awhhh I know this is news from friday!! [but I've been a busy boy!] my BRAZILIAN BF "Edilson" has teamed up with the "power-pouch" [boys] over at N2N as is the [current] face/hottie/package :-) of N2N!!!!! grown in L.A. HA! .. oh man!... UNDERWEAR INSANITY!!!!!!!!! [you gotta love it!] ok.. that[s] enuff of a break for now!... i was just crazy excited now my Brazilian BF has [even more] exxxposure!! [ha] {and the GOOD kind} ha ha ha awhhh I am love'n it!!! :-) lol! xo xo :el fano:

Sunday, April 12, 2009

Happy Easter evey1 =)

Just wanted to send easter love and goodness and happyness to all and everyone! =) I get to see my BFF today and be with her family! =) I'm sooooo excited!!!! [Sorry for NO posts (like) all week] its been REALLY hectic and {insane} but I promise next week I'm back on a post-a-day! =) I hope the easter bunny is good to all =) HOPPY HOPPY EGG EGG EGG! xo xo xo :el fano:

Tuesday, April 07, 2009

i like square butt[s] + I can {not} lie..

OMG! i am in a meeting now, but I have to post this [because I am BOARD[out]OF MY MIND!] i looks like i'm working from my phone [its brilliant] HA!.. anyway.. I CAN'T EVEN STOP WATCHING [the]{I N S A N I T Y} that is THIS new BK sir-mix-a-butt SELL IT TO KIDS [kid{s}]MEAL commercial! Its soooo wrong, on so many levels ... yet... so [insane]{ly} right!!! I am sure they gonna be sellin' a-lot-o SQUARE BUTTS! HA!.. ok ok reall back to my meeting now! xo xo :el fano:

Sunday, April 05, 2009

High noon at its 'high-est'

Ok ok this ones good! =)
Look at sexxxy Ivan Sergei(s) [intense]intensity of mind(blowing)power that is making the {yearning} Emile DeRavin actually (choke) herlself by her own hand! I mean look at the force behind his [shut] eyes - and then- there's her vacent stare/sideways glance... "oh what am I doing?" ... "Who's hands are these around my neck!?" Haaaa these posters bring so much joy and hidden passion and pleasure and strange strange "read-between-the-lines" {hidden}meaning(s) ... Its just almost to much!!! HA!! =) the funny thing is that throughout the mid-west this chich"quatro" of "shirtless/topless" nora roberts campaign posters have our dudes and dudettes CLOTHED!!! Eppppp!!!! I can only imagine what "effect" that gives!!! Ha ha ha! =) ok - so this was slightly less boring than my last post! =) enjoy enjoy!!!!! =) xo xo hugs and love xo xo :el fano:

Home and dry

Off the plane at JFK [u gotta just love the full length mirrors] a quick stop home - luggage drop - kid-e cuddle + off to my bff's!!! It was amazing to see her and to be back home. So much going on its making me head swim a little bit - but one day at a time!! I'm already in bed =) I'm exhasuted! Back to work tomrrow with a busy busy week ahead! {God what a boring post!} =( sorry - funfun to come for the week! I promise! Love to all! Xo xo :el fano:

Thursday, April 02, 2009

Let the happiness in...

Perhaps the {sizzling} neon-glow ["high"-fashion] typography of GUCCI will help lul me to sleep. Missing my bff jane so very much. Nite nite Xo xo el fano